Looks like your birthday cake is less about making a wish and more about making sure the smoke alarm works. Sorry I’m late, but at least the fire department was on time.
It’s the Dos Equis guy, and he never exaggerates—if there are enough candles on your cake to trigger a 911 call, you’ve earned every single one.
Next year, maybe just stick to one candle for safety. Wishing you all the best, even if I’m a little late.
