You know that feeling when you finally blow out your birthday candles and all you want is a slice of cake, but someone immediately tries to start a conversation about their own birthday? That’s exactly what’s happening here.
It’s like, can we just enjoy the cake for a second before diving into more birthday talk? The guy glancing at the cake is all of us, and the annoyed girlfriend is every friend who wants to keep the birthday conversation rolling.
The cake always gets the spotlight, and everything else can wait. That’s just how birthdays should be.