Turning 40 can make an ordinary night of sleep feel strangely risky. You go to bed feeling fine, then wake up wondering how a pillow managed to hurt your neck.
Send this to the new 40-year-old who wakes up with a stiff neck for no clear reason. It’s especially fitting for someone who enjoys honest jokes about getting older.
A 40th birthday is a good reason to laugh at the small surprises of getting older. Hopefully the celebration is fun and the next morning is pain-free.