Birthdays come once a year, for one day, but many people don’t seem to get that. My wife makes sure I do, though. She doesn’t just celebrate her birthday week – she celebrates her birthday month. Luckily, her birthday is only three weeks into the month.
When you start getting older, this meme hits harder. Getting older sucks. Your bones ache, and you start wondering how much longer you’ve got, so you might as well celebrate your birthday for the whole week.
This meme also fits people who won’t stop talking about their birthday. If someone mentions it more than once in a week, send them this.