Don’t Ask My Age After 30
I stopped counting after 30. Getting older has its pros and cons. The cons are your body starts to slow down, and you have to be more financially responsible....
I stopped counting after 30. Getting older has its pros and cons. The cons are your body starts to slow down, and you have to be more financially responsible....
When you get to about 35 or older, you sometimes forget your age. Your brain starts to slow down a bit, and it can take a few seconds, or even a minute, to...
We all age every year, and the worst part is it happens without permission. This meme is for people who say out loud that they refuse to age but can’t actually...
Another year, another update. The problem is that the update never finishes on time. Aging feels less like a smooth process and more like a loading bar that...
Remember to keep birthday candles from turning into a full-on disaster. Let someone older handle the lighter or at least stay close when the candles go up. It...
Birthdays come once a year, for one day, but many people don’t seem to get that. My wife makes sure I do, though. She doesn’t just celebrate her birthday week...
Your kids forget your birthday. You remind them. They hand you a “World’s Best Dad” mug that you bought last year. You still post the gift on Facebook like...
You know how birthdays work. The party isn’t even halfway done, the cake is still sitting there untouched, and you’re already thinking about what you’ll do...
The phrase “dirty thirty” has become the default reaction when someone turns 30. It shows up in text messages, Instagram captions, and group chats from people...
Only Grumpy Cat could pull off this straight-faced, cold, but still funny and sarcastic meme that calls someone old and ugly. Use any other cute cat and you...