Belated Birthday Wishes: Please Submit in Advance
So you forgot a birthday and now you’re scrambling for a clever excuse? Enter Buzz Lightyear, kindly requesting you give 3–5 business days’ notice for future...
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Sorry I Missed It—Aliens Took My Dates
So apparently missing your birthday is now the aliens’ fault. That’s the excuse we’re going with, thanks to this meme and its classic Ancient Aliens guy. It’s...
