Another year, another update. The problem is that the update never finishes on time. Aging feels less like a smooth process and more like a loading...
Next Time Be More Specific About the Candles
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Remember to keep birthday candles from turning into a full-on disaster. Let someone older handle the lighter or at least stay close when the candles...
Talking About My Birthday All Week
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Birthdays come once a year, for one day, but many people don’t seem to get that. My wife makes sure I do, though. She doesn’t just celebrate her...
Funny Dad Birthday Meme for People With Kids
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Your kids forget your birthday. You remind them. They hand you a “World’s Best Dad” mug that you bought last year. You still post the gift on...
Birthday Isn’t Even Done and I’m Planning the Next One
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You know how birthdays work. The party isn’t even halfway done, the cake is still sitting there untouched, and you’re already thinking about what...
When You Hit 30 And Everyone Says Dirty Thirty
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The phrase “dirty thirty” has become the default reaction when someone turns 30. It shows up in text messages, Instagram captions, and group chats...